If you are in need of a mediocre laugh

Okay, so it's about 15 minutes before we are about to walk out the door for a child's birthday party when I notice the house is kind of smokey and my eyes are burning. The Ham! Oh man. It was bad y'all. This is my sink full of....... a mess (I'm so good with words).You apparently can't cook a nearly twenty pound ham in a pyrex dish that is 13 x 9. It was the grace of God and not smarts that had me put cookie sheets on the rack below. If I hadn't I think it might have caught fire and I'm not kidding. I guess seven years of cooking on your own does not make you a chef or even qualify you to heat up pizza rolls for that matter.

I had no choice but save what I could for the church pot luck the next day, sorry everyone. Here is a picture of some of the really over cooked stuff. You know it's over cooked when some says "Is this beef or pork?".

Just in case you don't believe it was really all that bad.......
I know, I know it looks like molten lava.
I really am a good cook, well unless you count that time I served my then boyfriend spagheti with rare meat sauce, or the time I tried to fry chicken without oil (more smoke), or how about last week when I nearly burnt the kitchen down making pancakes. Ya know, now that I think about it maybe I should just order in from now on. Maybe this explains why my older children are underweight.