Just some funnies

My baby got sick but didn't have the vocabulary to tell me what was happening to him. I guess vomit isn't a word that little guys use. So he let me know he needed to barf by repeatedly saying "itchies".


Bear clawed Kati at church and even after interrogating and slightly fibbing to him he still wouldn't admit to it. So finally I asked what would Ms. Lisa say if I asked her. "I just didn't want to get any spankings so I lied!" ~~ Well, all I can say is at least he was honest about that.


Timothy thinks it's funny to point to black people at the store and say "Grandma" or "Grandpa"


After admiring a bird in Grandma E's bird bath Bear said, "Why would he want to drink his bath water?"